TPG Season 27 - Week 6

[Unreal]

Invite:

THUNDER > G.SKILL
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas!
mona vegas < Rivalry Reborn
dirty ghetto **** < Dumbledores ARMY

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales
cBerry < 3xtreme Humiliation
Brave Little Toasters < G.L.O.C.K.
1080p > Mino and the Less Fortunate
TeamLess > Hard to Kill - meh... Argentineans

Intermediate:

Subpar at Best GLHF tA. eSports Organization™
Reines.Ei > Retired Chile
aimsports < Kevlar Soul
Masacre < !!!!!D-DAY!!!!!!
Chechnyan Sex Bombs < Like A Boss! - GRIMM

Open:

BAMMuNiTY < BIO*
Merrill's Marauders > Kevlar's Widowers - <3 475th
Bad Ass Wankers < FeelTheFury - Sorry BAW buddies Jakimo is gonna hold it down...everywhere
Hell's Kitchen > Bye

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1+2) I could outsnipe Leroy and Craig using my touchpad while playing on my netbook which can barely run word processors.
3) Do you realize who you're talking about? Joel Edmunds had the best **** K:D ratio at WSVG. He could 1v6 your entire team and win using just his voice.

You would have lucked out to play us on donner. That way, you could have hid in bunker for 40 minutes and not had to worry about seeing any of us. Just a piece of advice for when we finally do play each other: Just stay in spawn and don't embarrass yourselves.

Come at us.

1+2) I'm pretty sure either of them could beat you with no keyboard or internet while apple picking.
3) I don't think I have to worry about joel, I've seen his skills displayed in "Shellina" If we're talking about lan experiences I think joey "seven" harter coming up to me after a match and saying he'll never accuse me of cheating again is much better than the k:d ratio of joel baiting his teammates with a sniper 5 years ago.

As far as the map preference, you only call it lucky because it's the only map you could have a slight chance at beating us, seeing how it's so gay. We're going to beat you so bad that your fiance will leave you for the man with 40's in his hand and on the scoreboard.

[AlopeX]

would you two just get a room already? Geez none of us want to witness your foreplay.

[stealthlol]

1+2) I'm pretty sure either of them could beat you with no keyboard or internet while apple picking.
3) I don't think I have to worry about joel, I've seen his skills displayed in "Shellina" If we're talking about lan experiences I think joey "seven" harter coming up to me after a match and saying he'll never accuse me of cheating again is much better than the k:d ratio of joel baiting his teammates with a sniper 5 years ago.

As far as the map preference, you only call it lucky because it's the only map you could have a slight chance at beating us, seeing how it's so gay. We're going to beat you so bad that your fiance will leave you for the man with 40's in his hand and on the scoreboard.

1) Saying Leroy and Craig can beat us is like trying to argue that Will Ward can beat his dad. It just is never going to happen. Plain and simple.
2) I think the reason Joey "seven" Harter would come up to you after a lan match and say those words is because he realized how awful you finally were. The only time you get accused of cheating is when you play against Leroy. Go ahead and try it. Blindfold yourself and random spray as you run around in spawn. You'll get the accusation.

Oh and keep trying to reassure yourself that you can win. It's obvious that your team isn't even worth competing against. It'd be more of a challenge to compete against six non-cheating stamp's. Playing your team will just be a waste of 40 minutes that would be better spent staring at a wall.

[avenger]

epic posting battle (complete with .gif battle.) <3

[seanality]

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales - Scrimmed against Jim's a few times and, unless "Rolling Riot!" doesn't have to stop moving in matches either, I foresee beas just running rampant through mid.

I love it.

and it was Running Riot! from halo.

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1) Saying Leroy and Craig can beat us is like trying to argue that Will Ward can beat his dad. It just is never going to happen. Plain and simple.
2) I think the reason Joey "seven" Harter would come up to you after a lan match and say those words is because he realized how awful you finally were. The only time you get accused of cheating is when you play against Leroy. Go ahead and try it. Blindfold yourself and random spray as you run around in spawn. You'll get the accusation.

Oh and keep trying to reassure yourself that you can win. It's obvious that your team isn't even worth competing against. It'd be more of a challenge to compete against six non-cheating stamp's. Playing your team will just be a waste of 40 minutes that would be better spent staring at a wall.

1) We have already beaten you in a scrim with your 6 and our 6 (without leroy). Just ask matt how that went. Oh and I remember you saying last week right after your match riding your high of victory saying "the only team we need to worry about is grant's team" Now you look like an arrogant prick to all of dod-main

I think you're doing a little over compensation here because you're still bad at a game you've played for 10 years. If dod were a school you'd be in special ed sharpening pencils in your wheelchair. Now unless you have some revelation about how bad you truly are, I have a much more important wall to stare at until I go out and meet some friends (Noun:
A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.)

[ohhhhbeeee]

I'll make sure I take my sweater off for whenever I face your team, Kevin, on top of that I won't be wearing a long sleeved shirt. Consider yourself ****.

[acetamino]

I can't make the match, I'll be watching demos.

[british]

Only thing i've learned from thread is that beas > Entire jims team

Thank you for bringing that to our attention, we will make according changes to our gameplan.

Instead of playing man on man with him, maybe a possible trio skyzone defense will be more inclined.