Best Cheaters Of All Time

[ryanemo]

also, kirill tolstocheev.


peace

[badnewspanda]

Sean

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets

Trust me, if beas were cheating narc would've already banned him. We dont get any unfair treatment over here at mvpz. Narcs been trying to ban me since I joined the team. I have to send him my demos randomaly after matches. When it comes to being a good admin and keeping cheaters out of the community, narcs does a pretty good job at it. Even though hes the biggest grumpy asshole on the planet.

He can't be that good if he actually thinks your shitty as cheats.

OH DIP~

[Airnick15]

also, kirill tolstocheev.


peace

Forgot about that guy!

[scorch-]

No one has mentioned nL|`TheDuck, and I feel his alias should be recorded here for posterity.

[joeledmunds]

Didn't TheDuck get banned off of a half where he only kiled one person?

And if we're here to discuss obscure bans, I submit LP^rancid, redhatchet, and pandemic * alkaline.

[k4b00m]

alkaline had possibly the worst recoil script ever written.

[scorch-]

Didn't TheDuck get banned off of a half where he only kiled one person?

The one and only cheater I wouldn't have minded not being banned. The guy was so ashamed that he had cheated and it totally seemed like a spontaneous thing brought on by feeling like he was letting his team down by being bad. Felt bad for the guy.

[Rob]

haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.



but really he's just a fake legged **** who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......


besides win.



seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

Epic post Corey. You should probably be writing scripts for the WWE.

[ThatsRight]

haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.



but really he's just a fake legged **** who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......


besides win.



seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

That's some fuzzy math. Did someone try to teach you to count with your toes or something at an early age?

[toxinatoR]

haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.



but really he's just a fake legged **** who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......


besides win.



seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

I want my thirty seconds back.