Winter CPL 04
-Hearing the stories of Frozentruth Puddlecakes, and Warchyld??? When they went to a strip club in the Dallas area. I was 17 at the time so I didn't go
-Hitting moosh will a pillow and getting threaten to have the cops called on me
-Punching Bullet in the face (lightly, but I said I would do it)
-Sitting right by Prostar
-Josh Brown indirectly telling me I'm bad right in my face. "Oh you are from despise? Man that Polak kid can't do it on lan"
-Watching the CS finals
-Playing with duality when he went 0-16 on donnor and he actually naded us like 5 times before getting a kill. I love you sean
-Going to hooters with my team and cursing off the waitress. I was and still am a tool
Summer CPL 05
- Staying at Farva's house was a blast
- Only played one match because we didn't qualify for the **** double elim bracket. Who ever set up the ranking system can go **** themselves
- Pooping on the Euro kiddies but I didn't realize they didn't know RR1
- Prostar pooping himself, but I wasn't there for that
-Josh brown fighting deadbolt or whatever his name is dead something or idk
- Kellens streak live
- Doing adderal for the first time and not sleeping for three straight days
- Ghandi checking out my computer for cheats
- Playing wild buck hunter
- Telling Sparz he has a nice smile
- I'm not sure if I remember this correctly or not because i was **** up. I remember being in some sort of hotel room party and I remember Kellen holding the check and two Asian girls with him. I could really be making this one up, not sure.
Summer WSVG 06
- I don't remember who it was with exactly and I could be confusing this with Summer CPL 05 but there was a bunch of us sitting in a cafe. And the guy was definitly asian who sad this Suntin Tin something I don't know, but Shaguar comes up to us and says "Hey guys, I don't know if you know who I am but I'm Shaguar, do any of you guys want to buy me an orange juice" And this asian kid without hesitation just says "bro we play dod" and laughter everywhere.
- Almost getting into a fight with Tragik, I think
- Seeing COL 1 screaming at the dod team at the time.
- Having to pay for our eximius team shirts from Eximius | brad whose a total dick and a terrible manager.
- Having people find out that we actually had to pay for our shirts = embarrassing.
- Having a hotel room party and some douche bag through something out the window. The security came in and corey's legs were under the bed so it seemed like someone was crushed other there. The security freaks out and then corey walked out of the bathroom with his stumps asking if there was a problem. They left right away after that, awesome.
- THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST MEMORY OF ALL TIME and I KNOW WE RECORDED THIS FROM A DISTANCE. I took one of corey's legs and reported to the front desk of the hotel. "Hey, listen we had some people over at the room and it was a little crazy. After cleaning up, we found this leg. It has to belong to someone" After about 15-20 mins of waiting someone had corey on their shoulder as he hopped to the first desk asking if anyone found his leg. Seeing the front desks reaction to the whole situation was pure gold
First w2z lan 05?
-I met up with Heniken and disturbed who had a stripper or some kind of **** up at his hotel room or something. I think Russian was there. I think you were there too duality, not too sure.
- I really can't remember much from this one
Second w2z lan
- a whole bunch of nerds over at my house playing beer pong including bewton and the marko brothers.
- chaos crying at the lan
- the lan lasting for **** HOURS
- was there any after party at a hotel in north bergen NJ? I can't exactly recall
- seeing how much weight rgv lost. I'm still very happy for him
first x3o
- driving all the way to pick up the marko brothers, did a **** road trip with motive (am i right?)
- sold a lot of bad stuff at that lan or at least I remember trying to
- falling a sleep at the lan and the douche bags took pictures of me sleeping on the couch. seriously the people from rockville are ****
second x3o
-I really don't remember much
Socal lan
-Telling our sponser of devery to go **** themselves and their education is terrible
-boxing seven
-partaking in some festivates with Tenks
-being in a hot tub with ryanemo and a bunch of chicks from europe
-pizza
I know I'm missing a lot and I took no time with my grammar or writing because I'm leaving work in two seconds.
EDIT I FORGOT KY LAN
-Cain asking me to fight a cop right before he got arrested
-Epic finals with FD
-e`man and specops sitting next to eachother
-long as car ride with coolwhip and I think Joel? I'm not sure
-I herd Hackencruz was a dick with the a/c but I wasn't even in his room.
