I on the other hand, would be raped repeatedly, and I'm guessing my "gift of gab" would get me stabbed multiple times.
(I'm sure tenks knows, but that's a fake story anyways)
Where is the fun in "swatting" and online rival? you sit in the dark, going "teeheehee" to yourself, you don't even get to see the result. It's the ultimate coward move. If I was gonna do something to one of my haters, I'd have to be standing right there to see the tear in your eye when I blow up your shitty Toyota your mommy gave you for barely making it outta high school. If I'm gonna go inside someone's butthole, its balls-deep or nothing.
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