Favorite Lan Memories

[rehpyc]

-Denying Sean Kalas a handshake. **** that guy.

Forever butthurt from attempting to shake my hand and me not knowing who you are nor shaking it :p Or perhaps I did know and figured "**** that kirk guy."

Lan moments?
- playing SoCAL 2? 3? (in irvine) w/ being pretty unknown, placing 2nd, and being asked by dicE to maybe play for them at cpl
- getting to really know the coL and x6 guys while they bootcamped, later leading to being recruited (pre-cpl)
- josh brown needing tonya to save him with a juice box (cpl)
- prostar pooping himself and passing out in kellen's bathroom (pre-wsvg)
- kellen breaking/badly spraining his hand right before (pre-wsvg)
- driving to the gaylord hotel from kellen's with it raining and our computer accessories/luggage in the back of a truck (wsvg)
- playing finals against bewton, moneyb, etc. dead tired while they're drugged up on adderall (w2z)
- corey leaning on the makeshift beer pong table at mogers' and making it crash to the floor along with himself (pre-ky)
- corey running off from mogers' and talking about cats over the phone as we're trying to find him (pre-ky)
- habib talking up a storm online and then staying as quiet as a mouse when confronted (ky)

[tenks]

- THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST MEMORY OF ALL TIME and I KNOW WE RECORDED THIS FROM A DISTANCE. I took one of corey's legs and reported to the front desk of the hotel. "Hey, listen we had some people over at the room and it was a little crazy. After cleaning up, we found this leg. It has to belong to someone" After about 15-20 mins of waiting someone had corey on their shoulder as he hopped to the first desk asking if anyone found his leg. Seeing the front desks reaction to the whole situation was pure gold.

I truly ROFl'd

dude when Payam and I arrived at the hotel that night to set up, this was the first thing I saw... cory's leg on the front desk. Literally. I watched the whole thing go down. PAyam, the TOG owner had no idea what was going on, I myself was trying so hard not to laugh...oh man..what a night tht was.


Polak if I remember correctly, you were telling the front desk you found the leg in your room and it must have belonged to the previous person who had the room. You were looking for a lost and found..

[kirk]

-Denying Sean Kalas a handshake. **** that guy.

Forever butthurt from attempting to shake my hand and me not knowing who you are nor shaking it :p Or perhaps I did know and figured "**** that kirk guy."

I didn't attempt to shake your hand, bro. I don't know where that hand has been. It was probably up some dude's b-hole shortly prior.

I also remember propaganda questioning his sexuality as he was peering at me from across the room. He likes to downplay it and act like he wasn't considering going homer, but he was full homer that day.

[tenks]

[Sp3c-BuLLeT]

Team Pizzabagels from 2004 CPL. Left to right: Herpes, Chewiealf, Quackleduck, Max, BuLLeT FoDDeR, and DarKnight

[squatta_leader]

Sweet 9/11 tshirt. Never forget.

[hatemakerr]

LANing was outrageously awesome. I made a ton of what I'd consider life long friends and wish I had attended more.

Alex Kirk pretty much listed all of the good parts and a novel SHOULD be written about our adventure.

As for as the actual playing goes... against whatever team jaggon was on that lan, I had a pretty great 1st half on harrington.
Leading up to that LAN stealth and I were playing a lot of Silkroad(lol) and when I was playing DoD I wasn't ever on heavy. Thought it would have been fun to snipe, I was the utility glue for my makeshift pug team. We lost to 3h by like 4 points (fluxxx's fault) and had we won that match it would have been quite the surprise to have advanced.

Oh, I remember jaggon and I exchanging laughs at nude pictures of girls on our cell phones.


It was all a lot of hothothothot fun.
I wish I had attended more LANs and wished I introduced myself more to people.

[JaGGoNdd]

Corey punching a hole in my basement wall after losing in beerpong.

ahahaha matt has collateral over me forever for that.

[JaGGoNdd]

- THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST MEMORY OF ALL TIME and I KNOW WE RECORDED THIS FROM A DISTANCE. I took one of corey's legs and reported to the front desk of the hotel. "Hey, listen we had some people over at the room and it was a little crazy. After cleaning up, we found this leg. It has to belong to someone" After about 15-20 mins of waiting someone had corey on their shoulder as he hopped to the first desk asking if anyone found his leg. Seeing the front desks reaction to the whole situation was pure gold.

I truly ROFl'd

dude when Payam and I arrived at the hotel that night to set up, this was the first thing I saw... cory's leg on the front desk. Literally. I watched the whole thing go down. PAyam, the TOG owner had no idea what was going on, I myself was trying so hard not to laugh...oh man..what a night tht was.


Polak if I remember correctly, you were telling the front desk you found the leg in your room and it must have belonged to the previous person who had the room. You were looking for a lost and found..

LMAO alex fitzmyer had this video for a very long time. mr. newton wanted it for a movie but we couldn't get our hands on it. within about 12 hours of this same incident, there was another one which scott gordon can elaborate on in more detail but basically Bert from revamped had apparently told scott online that he had plotted to steal my legs at the lan. the first night i was drinking with bert and nick and me and polak had no place to stay that night so nick let me sleep in the bathtub in his room LOL now, scott wasn't there yet. and bert asks me if he could borrow my legs for something. he placed them directly in front of the door immediately prior to scott's arrival apparently, and scott walked in the room and was in awe thinking that bert had successfully stolen my legs. then he walked into the bathroom to take a piss and saw me out cold in the bath tub, legs off, and proceeded to die laughing. absolutely two of my favorite lan memories right here and they're from the first one i attended which made it all the more awesome

" Having a hotel room party and some douche bag through something out the window. The security came in and corey's legs were under the bed so it seemed like someone was crushed other there. The security freaks out and then corey walked out of the bathroom with his stumps asking if there was a problem. They left right away after that, awesome."
^^that one was funny too. im noticing the common theme here, the humor of corey marko is often, if not always, derived from the power of the legs. I'M A NOVELTY ITEM. lmao

[hildebrand]

Brett and his ginger smile.

Our pug putting up a solid fight against dicE on anzio.

mista with his plank of wood, khoi with the smallest circular mouse pad ever.

analog and kyran, two of the best at the tourney imo.

jason and till chill dudes!

meeting all of you all.

looking forward to vegas!