Re: So...
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:09 pm
definitely not going your route, and not like I plan on staying with this person for longer than the next 6 months so this is where my problems arise.
dane wrote:
she's on the pill ( I don't watch her take it but trust her a bit since she says she is?? guess that's my mistake) however, for 6 months straight, the pregnancy box sat in her bathroom with 2 in it... it wasn't until recently that it was empty, so it's not like she checks all the time... I just have memories of a drunken confession from her at 4am one night crying about how she wanted to have kids and start a family because she's getting past that age, so that's what makes me so paranoid....
I wouldn't worry too much since it's only 2 and she hasn't said anything. How long have you lived with her? Have you figured out when she normally gets her period? She could be a few days late, even while on the pill it's totally possible for a period to start a few days later than normal. A lot of people freak out because they think they may be pregnant - hence the usage of the pregnancy tests. However, it's entirely plausible that the period occurred at a later day than usual as a result of stress or something along those lines.
If you want to avoid asking her if she is or isn't pregnant, ask her to play battle shots or another game that involves drinking copious amounts of liquor. If she rejects challenge her manhood and call her a ****, this generally works. If she continues to reject your challenge despite you belittling her, there is about a 76% chance she is pregnant, there still remains a 24% chance that you were right in your accusations of her lack of testicular fortitude, and she is not pregnant. Now if she accepts your offer there is a 90% chance she is not pregnant, and a 10% chance she is a horrible person.