Any other bartender bros around?

[tenks]

or you could just drink long islands, do the same shit.

i did that last night and yea..blacked out and was #pukecity all night..

I was fine until i snapped a bowl and ate some doritos.

spinny spin spinnnnnsssss

BUUURLAAAP!

[unpro]

**** tequila.


Edit: pretty sure i phone negged you jason. Im very sorry. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me this one time? I dont think i could handle it if you cant.

[`NG]

Absinthe.
And Jaegermeister mixed with whatever energy drink you want.

Cant get any better than that.

The bar I work at now has a pretty decent absinthe selection from switzerland/france. It all tastes like death. And Jaeger is disgusting. I'd prefer to stay away from drinks that will lead to me having to clean up puke at the end of the night lol.

[`NG]

Ok iv expierimented, and right now im talkin to you pretty waisted but still able to give imput since im irish.

Do redbull, the put ice in it with lemon, then put in one measure of gordans gin, folllowed by 1 shot of jager, follow by one one shot of key lime smirnoff, and then put in some jack danials or evan williams cherry reserve or honey. There also a substitute of regular for those that dont like honey, or cherry but all 3 work well and a 3rd glass full of one of those drinks will **** up anyone world before they can finish the drink. Your job as a bartender is to make money, yet those costomers that come in that are looking for that one punch of a drink will do nicely as for what I said. Its below 150 prood which I believe is the legal drinking limit for proof before it becomes illigal for anytrhing hooch related or sunshine.

And that sounds awful, if I could find a way to slap you over the internet I would.

[lolinus]

Absinthe.
And Jaegermeister mixed with whatever energy drink you want.

Cant get any better than that.

The bar I work at now has a pretty decent absinthe selection from switzerland/france. It all tastes like death. And Jaeger is disgusting. I'd prefer to stay away from drinks that will lead to me having to clean up puke at the end of the night lol.

**** ****.

[tenks]

i see how it is unpro.

[`NG]

Absinthe.
And Jaegermeister mixed with whatever energy drink you want.

Cant get any better than that.

The bar I work at now has a pretty decent absinthe selection from switzerland/france. It all tastes like death. And Jaeger is disgusting. I'd prefer to stay away from drinks that will lead to me having to clean up puke at the end of the night lol.

**** ****.

You're right, every real man should like a liquer that tastes like listerene abortion. And everyone knows real men love cleaning up puke. I'll stick with bourbon like the rest of the softies.

[lolinus]

Why would you puke of Absinthe? And Jaeger is like the best tasting shot I've ever had. Almost. Except the ones thats flavoured.

[mogers]

You need to give some DOD throwbacks with your drink names.

If you do decide to have some sort of "spicy" drink, or fireball drink, or maybe even a dirty martini ( yuck ) call it the spf3000.

Take your most potent, sloppy drink and call it the 3h, because you're going to do something extremely humiliating by the end of the night.

etc.

[`NG]

I like it Mogers.


And linus, given that absinthe is generally over-proof (except Brazilian varieties, which float around 54% ABV vs the French 68-70%), and deceptively sweet and inviting + the fact that most people only decide to try absinthe after drinking a few drinks beforehand = sloppy drunk. We serve it in the traditional manner with a crystal drip setup and stupid **** silver spoons and the whole ****. Takes me like 10 minutes to set up, costs $6-$10. Not worth it.