Favorite DoD Quotes

[sevEN]

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> new york server is like bull licking frozen milk

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> I think eximius is clean like horse in a pool

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like having sex on the beach without sand

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like giving head without mouth

<Steve[dd]> lol dota is like **** without guitartabs in a fridge

<@POR|Steve> it feels like taking a shit in china

<@Steve[dd]> im tired like an orgasmball in the ass

<Steve[dd]> i will suck your dick in socal lan and win it for your team. and if you want i can borrow my orgasmball, but please be gentle

<@Steve[dd]> dota.... is like being naked in garden without siliconepenis

<Steve[dd]> scrim vs DoDealers, we have more servers than jesus had apostles, pm sevEN7

<@Stiiv> finnish army can shave my butt and froze it in a broken fridge <@Stiiv> not my butt the hair what comes from my butt

<Stiiv> im like burning butter in space

[Jjjj]

"I'm nading loft, no I'm nading 1st, **** this"
- zaP


"Hey, did you see what .... wrote to me?"
-zaP

During/after a pcw, he ask us if we saw what a guy wrote to him, on steam...

You were on saintz?

Nope, I guess I started play 1.3 when saintz died(?), early 2009(noticed I got a free game after 2-4 years of playing CS 1.6). I played a pcw with zaP and 4 others and the quotes came from that pcw,

[Polak]

"Jared, YOU'RE CHEATING." - John Simpson '03-'12

I love it when John used to say that shit, if anyone one the team was going on a spree it would be like a build up

3rd kill, nice "name"
4th, hohohoho "name", followed by something stupid
5th, "name" whats going on
by the 8th he would say your cheating i think

[warchyldd]

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> new york server is like bull licking frozen milk

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> I think eximius is clean like horse in a pool

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like having sex on the beach without sand

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like giving head without mouth

<Steve[dd]> lol dota is like **** without guitartabs in a fridge

<@POR|Steve> it feels like taking a shit in china

<@Steve[dd]> im tired like an orgasmball in the ass

<Steve[dd]> i will suck your dick in socal lan and win it for your team. and if you want i can borrow my orgasmball, but please be gentle

<@Steve[dd]> dota.... is like being naked in garden without siliconepenis

<Steve[dd]> scrim vs DoDealers, we have more servers than jesus had apostles, pm sevEN7

<@Stiiv> finnish army can shave my butt and froze it in a broken fridge <@Stiiv> not my butt the hair what comes from my butt

<Stiiv> im like burning butter in space

HAHAHAH cant believe you still have that

[sloth]

"Watch your language"

Guess

[stile]

#jetty late

[Hudson`]

"Have a spicy for a <?????>, gonna ****' beat up a copenhagen after this. I eat the four piece spicy chicken. Go to the back of the place and do a ****' crack pipe with it. UGGGGGGGH. Just then, I saw a couple crips roll by, in mah ****' hood cause they wanted to die, I was about ready to get out my glock and then I saw a cop and I was like na man I'll step back for minute."

[lolinus]

"what a virgin"
"**** loser"
"why is he being a virgin"


Guess who?

[acetamino]

Everything is made from dreams

[joeledmunds]

Everything is made from dreams