TPG Season 31 - Week 9 Solitude_b2

[crawtona]

Game plan = success. 3H never even saw it coming.

I don't think anybody in that server was as drunk as cass. He kept yelling at us for 40 minutes and throwing grenades at only his team.

Oh well, I guess I was the only one with the drinking spirit outside the drunkbolt alias. Anyway, I still managed to catch up with my date right after the match, Kevin.

Oh, and I apologise for the 10+ tks, they were all unintended (especially the ones on Laura).

drunkbolt "alias"? How dare you. I hereby challenge for drunkest of the match. I was 10 shots in prior to first round SS's. Halftime yielded some other unknown number. Most of my calls went something like this, "70 health in...uh...that one **** place."

In all seriousness. I pre-gamed the shit outta this match, and then got in vent and they are all like, "nah let's play it for real." And I was like,

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And then I lighted for the first time in about 3 years. I'm pretty sure I never actually aimed at anyone on your team a single time. True story.

Also, who the hell was who, alias mcaliasfacersons?

[laura]

****... forgot about the match, now I'm kinda pissed I went to the movies

Dickhead.

gg 3h. We shoulda 12manned it, or at least all been in the same vent channel.

It was probably for the best that we weren't, as you would have had to hear something like this:












GG though
edited for clarity.

[cassinoroyale]

Also, who the hell was who, alias mcaliasfacersons?

First of all, I approve your challenge. We should set up a friendly set of 3 matches and the rules would be something like: no gay maps like the one we played on with being drunk as a mandatory statement for all of us. Secondly, I LOL'd with your gif usage explaining how sober you were when you decided to play for real. I felt the exact same thing when Laura said "I'm pushing slippin' slides" and then I naded the shit out of her. Thrice.

Anyway, I don't have the foggiest idea on what our aliases were but I was going mid house with Laura and Kevin. In the other part of the map, Joel Edmunds and Matthew Rogers where dropping bombs with the aid of the one Dan Schey.

Oh, and I almost forgot: prior to the match, I've sent this following pic to my brethren:



GG

[Cage]

[crawtona]

I had no idea we had gotten that close. I hate you so much right now and I demand someone make a FOTW so I can watch it and cry tears of pain and remorse.

[scorch-]

LOL Moriar missed the flag and got shot trying to run back on to it. What a newb.
Also, I don't even know who was who on our team. I *think* release the kraken was matt and billy dee Williams was Joel? Joel was Kevin? Laura was drugggggz? Cass is always **** mowjerz in the leetest text possible.

[Todo]

****... forgot about the match, now I'm kinda pissed I went to the movies

Dickhead.

gg 3h. We shoulda 12manned it, or at least all been in the same vent channel.

It was probably for the best that we weren't, as you would have had to hear something like this:

Or Seanality yelling "Shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot them. SHOOT THEM. SHOOT THEM! SHOOT THEM!"

[avenger]

gg tmnt, <3

and gg vVv as well ;D

[crawtona]

Dickhead.

gg 3h. We shoulda 12manned it, or at least all been in the same vent channel.

It was probably for the best that we weren't, as you would have had to hear something like this:

Or Seanality yelling "Shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot them. SHOOT THEM. SHOOT THEM! SHOOT THEM!"

I recall this well.

Seriously though, GG 3H. I enjoyed myself thoroughly when not huffing sarcastically at kraken's (Mogers?) brilliant combination of face raping and gay "my head is barely poking out from sandbags/fence at the bottom of double cap" proning. He gave us the ol' one-two.

[senCe]

gg dgf! Very intense and interesting match until last minute!!
goodjob and goodluck for next matches!