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JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:15 pm
by toxinatoR
"Off the break, give me the sniper and an STG and all of your ammo boxes. I'll gun run them into the plaza, dropping the kar out the.window to confuse them, then spraying the cap zone with noscopes. I'll throw all my unprimed nades, then jump out the window spraying the STG while falling."

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:20 pm
by Hudson`
"Actually, I'm going to need a greesegun as well."

"But Corey, we're on axi---"

"DID I STUTTER? I AINT ASKIN."

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:40 pm
by Theworst
toxinatoR wrote:"Off the break, give me the sniper and an STG and all of your ammo boxes. I'll gun run them into the plaza, dropping the kar out the.window to confuse them, then spraying the cap zone with noscopes. I'll throw all my unprimed nades, then jump out the window spraying the STG while falling."
I'm kinda stumped on how one person can pull off such an amazing feat. Corey, if you have the chance, can you please give me a walkthrough on how too pull this off? Thanks.

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:48 pm
by squatta_leader
How's he going to accomplish all of that without feet.....?

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Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:08 pm
by JamesDecker
How's he going to accomplish all of that without feet.....?

Corey actually ran remarkably fast in New York, we had to cross the street before getting run over by oncoming traffic and I, the dickhead, go "RUN COREY", and run he did. Forrest Gump aint got shit on him.~

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:16 pm
by rymoz
Wow, I cannot believe the intricate details of this very useful and practical strategy are being divulged on such a public forum. Luckily, I have my notepad and pen handy. One quick question... Should I continuously noscope the wall between the double windows until I kill the enemy in Pizzeria, no matter how many shots it takes?

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:24 pm
by JamesDecker
Wow, I cannot believe the intricate details of this very useful and practical strategy are being divulged on such a public forum. Luckily, I have my notepad and pen handy. One quick question... Should I continuously noscope the wall between the double windows until I kill the enemy in Pizzeria, no matter how many shots it takes?


Does a bear shit in the woods?

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:33 pm
by ComptonAssTony
JamesDecker wrote:
Wow, I cannot believe the intricate details of this very useful and practical strategy are being divulged on such a public forum. Luckily, I have my notepad and pen handy. One quick question... Should I continuously noscope the wall between the double windows until I kill the enemy in Pizzeria, no matter how many shots it takes?


Does a bear shit in the woods?
No, A bear shits wherever the hell it wants

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:38 pm
by squatta_leader
JamesDecker wrote:No, A bear shits wherever the hell it wants
You're thinking of Honey Badgers... Bears are actually pretty picky about where they will mark their territory.

(Sorry, my Dad's a wildlife biologist).

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:55 pm
by JamesDecker
You're thinking of Honey Badgers... Bears are actually pretty picky about where they will mark their territory.

(Sorry, my Dad's a wildlife biologist).
Bears just has a better ring to it than "Does a Honey Badger shit in the woods?". Am I right?~