Nineteen Eleven

Self explanatory, post your favorite DoD related quotes. Can be quotes from former/current players, either online, at lan, from random videos, from frag movies, whatever. I'll start it off. Bonus fun points if you don't post the author and everyone else guesses

"MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED!"

"HES JUST **** RUNNING!"

"WAMBULANCE!" (Sorta generic, so hint: at LAN)

"SHUT UP SHUT SUP I'M CPL SCRIMMING!"

"God I'm so much better then you, its RIDICULOUS"

Not a favourite quote, but words of wisdom from Mr. Emo.

- ... "doesnt always do that, but sometimes the demo is retarded" [Hint : moviemaker]


- "Sucks to be you, huh?"


I told a friend, that Witney Houston had died, he answerd.
- "What the hell! and he was the first who went to the moon?"

Facepalm.


- "Why is that **** door over there, who **** came with the idea to have a door there?" (Random person who raged at vent/ts3 a few years ago, when he tried run away and a door didnt open quick enough )

Meant to give beas +rep but fat fingered it on the droid. Sorry Mitchell...

"Watch your language"

Guess

"It don't matter if you got gamer arms or not, it's about having a pair of balls" -willeh

"STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF MY BULLETS" -badnewspanda

"He's in LOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFT!!!" -stealth

"Theres still a guy in loft" - stealth
"I got more rap music then you ever will" - s0v
"TWO STICKS/REALLYYYYYY" - saint
"yo cap the two, I'm in their ding dong" - huFF