Nineteen Eleven

After a grueling/fantastic year and a half of DoD abstinence, it is time for Papa Kirk to come home to tend to his flock. I don't really know what I'm looking for yet...I'm open to pretty much any team so long as it's cool people.

If I'm playing in invite/main, I should probably rifle. If intermediate/lower, I can probably do anything.

Perks:

-I will troll 1911 for you like none other (I have yet to lose an argument on the internet and basically every thread I make is legendary by the third post).
-I have admin to the xmvc vent (because I am xmvc, bitch).
-I have been growing a beard since December so I will return masculine homeostasis to your team given the plethora of neckbeards you probably have on your roster. Unless you are THUNDER...that's way too many neckbeards for me to save (hudson...tox...jules winnfield...Corey). Maybe by next year I can help with that.
-I can give you sound nutrition advice. Just ask Rambizzle or Joey Harter.
-I am in grad school for clinical psychology so I can diagnose and treat you.

You can message me here or add me on Steam or whatever (http://steamcommunity.com/id/alejandrokirk). Though this thread MIGHT be pointless because there's a 85% chance that the offers I receive (WHOA OPTIMISTIC) will be from people I already know.

alex kirk wrote:(I have yet to lose an argument on the internet and basically every thread I make is legendary by the third post).

you really going to argue this?

Swiss wrote:

alex kirk wrote:(I have yet to lose an argument on the internet and basically every thread I make is legendary by the third post).

you really going to argue this?

In on legendary thread.

and this is coming from mercedes.....MERCEDES

join us, we lose calmly.