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Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:20 pm
by kirk
Hello all, my name is Alex. You may know me by my video gaming alias, "kirk." But enough about me, I'm here to talk to you about a special opportunity to pick up new agent, Leroy "ob" Lopez, author of 40s in My Hand and on the Scoreboard. For those of who you don't know Leroy, which is probably a great many of you (losers), let's review just who he is.

First off, he recruited me to join his CAL-open team in 2004, which was my first real competitive team. For that, you all owe him your gratitude, because without him, I would not be here today. On behalf of the remaining DoD community: thank you, Leroy, thank you.

Moving on, Leroy has held an illustrious career playing with pretty much the same people for the entirety of this career. You may know some of the renditions of this team as rise, ghost, noLuck, and 50cal. He has played in every level of CAL, CEVO-p, and all levels of TPG. His resiliency can be illustrated by the fact that he played with willeh for years. Can you imagine the kind of mental fortitude required to sit in a vent with willeh for years on end? Leroy can, and you better believe he's a stronger man for it.

Speaking of resiliency, did you know that the legendary emotional breakdown by none other than coL|chaos stemmed from chaos' LAN team getting spanked by Leroy's LAN team at w2z? That's right. Leroy Lopez, with the help of Craig "jackson" Young, made coL|chaos cry. Leroy's response to this occurrence: "I don't know, chaos is crying...he just wants it his way."

You can see Leroy fragging hard from 2:10 - 2:45 in the following video:

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Finally, if you are not convinced by all of this, then know that Joe Biden approves of Leroy and believes that you should pick him up for your open/main team immediately.











































































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(^^ actually Leroy)

Re: Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:36 pm
by acetamino
Does he know TPG is running a client now?

Re: Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:42 pm
by Theworst
Jacksons falling 2k garand on railroad2.

Forgot about that.

Re: Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:50 pm
by hatemakerr
If I'm posting, it's got to be something.

Re: Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:52 pm
by kirk
OP revision:

Christian Hatmaker, author of From CAL-Main to CAL-Lecting Women, reminded me that he is the technical "author" of 40s in My Hand and on the Scoreboard, and that Leroy is actually the protagonist.

Re: Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:56 pm
by SpoonIsBad
I thought Chrstn Htmkr wrote From CAL-Main to Lactating Women?

Re: Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:57 pm
by kirk
SpoonIsBad wrote:I thought Chrstn Htmkr wrote From CAL-Main to Lactating Women?
Sounds more like a Will Ward project given his once-affinity for the alias "Cambodian breast milk"

Re: Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:59 pm
by SpoonIsBad
kirk wrote:
SpoonIsBad wrote:I thought Chrstn Htmkr wrote From CAL-Main to Lactating Women?
Sounds more like a Will Ward project given his once-affinity for the alias "Cambodian breast milk"
You're right, I stand corrected.

Re: Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:13 pm
by joeledmunds
You forgot Leroy's greatest achievement.

Turning AlexKirk into a somebody. He pretty much made you.

Re: Ecuadorian-American Hero Seeks Team

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:15 pm
by joeledmunds
You kind of pointed that out. I just like my words better.

Also Leroy is the best heavy so don't pick him up.