Nineteen Eleven

doppel

pitbulls vs poodles is that it?

Banned from most vents/servers.



GL Finding a team tho.

Is it Liverpool mate?

milo wrote:Is it Liverpool mate?

Rafael Benitez: "Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player"

Sir Alex Ferguson: "Why's that?"

Rafael Benitez: " Every time he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!"
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Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?

A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.
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A father and son were eating breakfast. The father's newspaper had the headline, "Van Gogh sold for £8 million".

The son asked "Is he worth it, Dad?"

The father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?"
The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Stan Collymore, and he was crap."

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Q: What ship has never docked at Liverpool?

A: The Premiership!

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Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...

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What do Liverpool fans and mushrooms have in common?
They both have big heads and live in shit

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Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scouser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.








And the final: Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.

I should have guessed by the incorrect title usage of 'whose' that it was you Andy. Someday I will beat you in a noscope battle.

can I get a picture of this back in question, please? I'm a little confused by this thread

Whose back?>

sup shitty