Top 5 Softest DoD Players
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:38 am
In light of today's drama, I find myself beside...myself. How on earth can someone take something so stupid so seriously? A community of awful gamers, after decades, still trying to find their way. It's beautiful in a sense, as lifelong friendships have been created by great people, sharing common interests across all walks of life; none of which are being good at video games. As much as I like to poke fun at others, I've also found plenty of DoD players who I consider great lifelong friends, while still recognizing how terrible they are at video games.
But this post isn't about that. It's not about how great of friends I am with coL.chaos, despite how utterly bad he is at games. It's not about my undying love for deadlysniper, despite the fact that he's the most decorated terrible player of all time. And it most certainly isn't about how much I love Paul Elizabeth Coon, never taking into account with his awful gameplay.
This post is about just how **** soft some of you are. I've done my damage in this community. After being one of the best counter-strike players of all time (some would argue the best, but I'll leave that to them), I installed Day of Defeat only to never lose to any of you in a match. If you disregard the handful of matches I've lost, I'm undefeated. That's an undeniable fact. This post is about how soft the losers are. So many of you have taken it on the chin and accepted that sometimes you just get beat. I can't say I know the feeling, but I can understand how one could. This post is about the softest of you that can't deal with being a loser. The vast majority of you are great, but there are some that need to be noted for their mushiness. This list is dedicated to them.
With no further adieu, I present to you the top 5 softest players in DoD:
1. Raiven
Man is this guy soft. Remember my last board when I posted about this guy getting so upset at people posting gifs that he went through logs deleting the gifs and then ninja muting me? Yeah, I just found out it was this guy. Not toxinator. Sorry for the last post. I’ll find another way to roast you.
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2. Raiven
Not only is this guy soft, but he’s a major weirdo. Talking about “idolizing” dod players and getting upset over something perceived to be trash talk towards him. Nobody knows what this guy is talking about, because he thinks he’s the main character of the story. Little does he know he’s cast as loser #4.
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3. Raiven
Upon seeing the most respected pillar of the community (knockout) challenge his status as an admin, instead of abdicating his seat (the respectable move) he instead publicly put it to a vote in a post laden with drama and self-victimization. Coming from the guy to server mute people for offenses deemed as “toxic” with no warning or explanation, I found this really rich. In other words, he’s dumb and stupid and I hate him.
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4. Raiven
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where someone points out the fact that one of your friends has a history of publicly posting racist diatribes as well as cheating over a period of decades in the game you both play? Raiven has. His response was to defend him and server mute people who say that might not be cool.
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5. Raiven
This guy started a vote to ask if people don’t like him and that he’ll voluntarily give up his own power to see if people don’t like him. I’ve seen this move before. Everyone’s getting banned. Who’s with me?
Professional Athlete Comparison: Kim Jong Il
But this post isn't about that. It's not about how great of friends I am with coL.chaos, despite how utterly bad he is at games. It's not about my undying love for deadlysniper, despite the fact that he's the most decorated terrible player of all time. And it most certainly isn't about how much I love Paul Elizabeth Coon, never taking into account with his awful gameplay.
This post is about just how **** soft some of you are. I've done my damage in this community. After being one of the best counter-strike players of all time (some would argue the best, but I'll leave that to them), I installed Day of Defeat only to never lose to any of you in a match. If you disregard the handful of matches I've lost, I'm undefeated. That's an undeniable fact. This post is about how soft the losers are. So many of you have taken it on the chin and accepted that sometimes you just get beat. I can't say I know the feeling, but I can understand how one could. This post is about the softest of you that can't deal with being a loser. The vast majority of you are great, but there are some that need to be noted for their mushiness. This list is dedicated to them.
With no further adieu, I present to you the top 5 softest players in DoD:
1. Raiven
Man is this guy soft. Remember my last board when I posted about this guy getting so upset at people posting gifs that he went through logs deleting the gifs and then ninja muting me? Yeah, I just found out it was this guy. Not toxinator. Sorry for the last post. I’ll find another way to roast you.
Professional Athlete Comparison: Kevin Durant on Twitter
2. Raiven
Not only is this guy soft, but he’s a major weirdo. Talking about “idolizing” dod players and getting upset over something perceived to be trash talk towards him. Nobody knows what this guy is talking about, because he thinks he’s the main character of the story. Little does he know he’s cast as loser #4.
Professional Athlete Comparison: Smush Parker
3. Raiven
Upon seeing the most respected pillar of the community (knockout) challenge his status as an admin, instead of abdicating his seat (the respectable move) he instead publicly put it to a vote in a post laden with drama and self-victimization. Coming from the guy to server mute people for offenses deemed as “toxic” with no warning or explanation, I found this really rich. In other words, he’s dumb and stupid and I hate him.
Professional Athlete Comparison: John Rocker
4. Raiven
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where someone points out the fact that one of your friends has a history of publicly posting racist diatribes as well as cheating over a period of decades in the game you both play? Raiven has. His response was to defend him and server mute people who say that might not be cool.
Professional Athlete Comparison: Ozzie Guillen
5. Raiven
This guy started a vote to ask if people don’t like him and that he’ll voluntarily give up his own power to see if people don’t like him. I’ve seen this move before. Everyone’s getting banned. Who’s with me?
Professional Athlete Comparison: Kim Jong Il