Need 1 solid player

Keeping the prac.
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Re: Need 1 solid player

Post by Fleener »

Jstampz wrote:This game is only to occupy my time until next football season you idiot. I'm a jock. Straight cut and dry, I'm only into this game when I have nothing to do (non-football season).
I laughed, and then for some reason just felt bad for this kid :(
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Re: Need 1 solid player

Post by crawtona »

Fleener wrote:
Jstampz wrote:This game is only to occupy my time until next football season you idiot. I'm a jock. Straight cut and dry, I'm only into this game when I have nothing to do (non-football season).
I laughed, and then for some reason just felt bad for this kid :(
Seriously.

Stamp, buddy ol' pal, don't be the dumbass football player. "Why," you ask? Because you will not go to the NFL. You will not go to the CFL. You will not go to the Arena League. Chances are, you will not play in college. Instead, you will be the dumbass jock who, instead of realizing he was not going to be something in professional sports, decided to devote himself entirely to being a sports phenom in his own mind, but a functional dumbass in the real world, who ends up sweeping up the floors of the local middle school yelling at the kids about how he used to be a "somebody" (even though he never was). Don't be that guy. "Jocks" are not admirable. If you want to know how I know you will not be any of the above, see: "This game is only to occupy my time until next football season you idiot." The players who actually make it somewhere don't jerk off to video games in the off-season. They train. For the next season. So either go away and attempt to become something, or stick around and don't be a douche (you actually can become something while doing that as well, fyi; just not a football player).

I hate you about as much as I hate anyone that plays this game, which is somewhere between a 1 and 3 on a 10 point scale (outside of, maybe, a couple exceptions). So take the advice as it was meant: straight up.
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Re: Need 1 solid player

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milo wrote:It's all kicking off, innit? Stamp m8, have a wank or something lad, you're turning into an utter bellend like..
I'm impressed, well done m8.
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Re: Need 1 solid player

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Re: Need 1 solid player

Post by knockout »

Jstampz wrote:And by the way you went a little too far with the dad thing. I stated a fact and now if you go to the Vegas LAN I will not only kick your ass I will destroy you. I hope you have the entire community backing you because if you don't I will demolish you.



If you dare to ever say another **** word about my family or friends I will hunt you down, hit you so **** hard your dn computer will feel it. Your 25-30 years old **** act like it.

Relax tough guy. Apparently Vegas LAN is just going to turn into an all out **** brawl. Can't wait to watch all the fights that definitely will happen.
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Re: Need 1 solid player

Post by Crank »

knockout wrote:
Jstampz wrote:And by the way you went a little too far with the dad thing. I stated a fact and now if you go to the Vegas LAN I will not only kick your ass I will destroy you. I hope you have the entire community backing you because if you don't I will demolish you.



If you dare to ever say another **** word about my family or friends I will hunt you down, hit you so **** hard your dn computer will feel it. Your 25-30 years old **** act like it.

Relax tough guy. Apparently Vegas LAN is just going to turn into an all out **** brawl. Can't wait to watch all the fights that definitely will happen.

I'm going to spend hundreds of dollars to go to Vegas LAN just so I can fight someone I met over the internet that hurt my feelings.
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Re: Need 1 solid player

Post by Jstampz »

crawtona wrote:
Fleener wrote:
Jstampz wrote:This game is only to occupy my time until next football season you idiot. I'm a jock. Straight cut and dry, I'm only into this game when I have nothing to do (non-football season).
I laughed, and then for some reason just felt bad for this kid :(
Seriously.

Stamp, buddy ol' pal, don't be the dumbass football player. "Why," you ask? Because you will not go to the NFL. You will not go to the CFL. You will not go to the Arena League. Chances are, you will not play in college. Instead, you will be the dumbass jock who, instead of realizing he was not going to be something in professional sports, decided to devote himself entirely to being a sports phenom in his own mind, but a functional dumbass in the real world, who ends up sweeping up the floors of the local middle school yelling at the kids about how he used to be a "somebody" (even though he never was). Don't be that guy. "Jocks" are not admirable. If you want to know how I know you will not be any of the above, see: "This game is only to occupy my time until next football season you idiot." The players who actually make it somewhere don't jerk off to video games in the off-season. They train. For the next season. So either go away and attempt to become something, or stick around and don't be a douche (you actually can become something while doing that as well, fyi; just not a football player).

I hate you about as much as I hate anyone that plays this game, which is somewhere between a 1 and 3 on a 10 point scale (outside of, maybe, a couple exceptions). So take the advice as it was meant: straight up.

Sorry that this will now be my last post.

Your facts are a little invalid. I play this game in my down time. I have work, school, and of course I train. Probably harder than anyone in my area. I tore my MCL twice in a 2 year time period which benched me for this season. I have been working it out and recovering.

I'm not trying to be big and talk shit but I run a 4.6 to 4.7 40 yard. I have a relatively high bench and squat for a WR/RB.

There are so many levels of football, nearly anyone can walk-on to a school. That's just the truth to it.
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Re: Need 1 solid player

Post by `NG »

scottglass wrote:
I'm sorry I could run circles around your **** ass on the field and in the classroom.
One thing hasn't changed since I stopped playing over 3 years ago: There's always that guy. The guy who does a couple push-ups a night and thinks he's Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson talking to a group of other guys on the internet who have NEVER heard of working out.

Is anyone sure this isn't Super ! Fallen?
Sadly, he is my brother, not fallen. And he is worse than that guy telling you your rates were wrong in that saints pub last night.
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Re: Need 1 solid player

Post by `NG »

Jstampz wrote:. I play this game in my downs time.
Fixed that for you. Stop being an internet tough guy kiddo. I used to benchpress you and your brother to make you laugh-- let's not get too serious about having ze mahsuls. Smooches.
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Re: Need 1 solid player

Post by akiro »

Pretty sure you're response shows you're the butthurt one. I'm glad its so easy to get you riled up, now i can type less and watch you flip out regardless. Can just imagine you redfaced staring at your computer so mad you can't do anything about it.
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